Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

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basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️

OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol

by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019

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a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller

Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020

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That guy Drago in that van is a nonce

by I_AM-Anonymous October 26, 2020

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Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

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