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roe job

Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
by V-bone! November 22, 2017
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burner job

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
by elibelli June 7, 2018
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Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.
Dan is the master of boy jobs
by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019
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Body Job

It is a term in erotic (usually animated) that has someone of smaller stature pleasure a penis big as or bigger than his/her by holding onto them and rub against it.

The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.

A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.
"That fairy may have been tiny, but damn, she started rubbing against my cock and licking my head till I came...it was like a...a...a "body job".
by Gentleman ChapNuts April 17, 2013
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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
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Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
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