Alabama Svenson

Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.

"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"

by swollen Penis March 23, 2020

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Alabama rocketship

When a girl puts a big ol fat dip in and blows you giving you both a nicotine buzz

Out of dip and seen Bonnie’s lip bulging, so I got an Alabama rocketship that gave me a buzz from hell

by Dammitd February 27, 2019