Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

nigerer

used for white Americans usually men.

Mostly used by different race to racially identify white Americans.

white person :- What going on N*****

black person:- All good, nigerer

by Lewis Outten June 17, 2023

nigerm

Nigerm is another word for, paying for things

(I am going to nigerm a pie)

by Thomas. L June 28, 2023

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023

Nigereater

Hybrid lab-made animal. Consists of 1 anteater. 1 tiger , and 1 needlefish. They are only on the Amazon rainforest. Grows up to be 2 meters long and 200 pounds. It is an omnivore. It's diet consists of pickled slave feet and mustard greens.

Hey Nikki, my uncle called me and asked me to go to the California state fair and take a picture of the baby Nigereater for me because I can't make it there this year.

by Rich Vincent July 30, 2023

Niderspan

When a human gets bitten by a spider and attains partial spider like traits such as the ability to climb walls spin and shoot spider web. Seek medical attention immediately if you notice any web type substance shooting or leaking out of you wrists next time you give the double horns. This is especially important if this is not usually normal for you or if you were not originally born a spider.

Husband .05:

Honey, since that spider bit me I've noticed that I've been turning into niderspan! watch this, GO WEB GO!

Wife 2.5:
Aw no! Im not here to fuck spiders, let me call you an ambulance brigade as soon as I can be bothered

Husband 3:

Well hold up id suck .05's toes can we just call them tomorrow?

Husband .05:

NIDERSPAN, NIDERSPAN, DOES WHAT EVER A NIDERSPAN CAN! WANT TO SUCK ON MY TOES? HUSBAND COME AND SUCK ON A MY TOES

Husband 3:
Word' Cum

Husband .05:
TOMATOES <3

by shredded toe nails August 9, 2023

Nigerious Maximus

One who takes his black rizz to the max.

Jerry: I can't believe you gave up on the Kennedy heir!
Kramer: That's like a second Kennedy assassination.
Elaine: How can you compare him to Denzel? A lady needs some Nigerious Maximus between the sheets.
Jerry: Nothing wrong with that!

by Placentus Orellius August 13, 2023