jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.

After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

mustard oil

some down bad shit

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here

by GotDemAirForces June 15, 2022

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022

mustard

The best method for one-letter Wordle.

Use the mustard strat when playing one-letter Wordle

by The Zebodky September 30, 2025

MUSTARD COOKIE

When a dog or a feral human leaves a bright yellow mustard colored flat turd on the dirt or pavement of any west coast metropolitan city. Shaped like a disc about the size of your hand with the consistency of pancake mix. It will harden with sunshine and proper cement temperatures.

Bowie is so sick, he keeps laying mustard cookies in the bushes and the hobo keeps spatuala’ing them up and using them as flatbread for his cheese and salami. By Dr. Lepper and co.

by Dr. Lepper October 22, 2025