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cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).
"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"
by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019
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muga muncher

A muga muncher is someone who likes to munch on hairy fanny
by Alicialikesmuga September 11, 2020
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Pipe muncher funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The whole pipe muncher nation gathers in the walls and shoves the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. A missing pet is now raised into a baby pipe muncher and replaces the dead pipe muncher. The shoving of the pipe muncher down the pipes creates clogs and hair balls.
1. My pipe muncher died so I got to hear the pipe muncher funeral through my walls.
2. Im hearing the pipe muncher funeral in my walls once again.
by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020
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Pipe Muncher Funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The pipe munchers gather in a house and shove the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. This causes clogged pipes and hair balls. The dead pipe muncher is replaced with a baby pipe muncher.
1. What a loud pipe muncher funeral. 2. That was a beautiful pipe muncher funeral. 3. I want a pipe muncher funeral.
by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020
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Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.
person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."
by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022
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Moa Muncher

Moa muncher is a racial slur for the ethnic group 'Maori' the indigenous people of New Zealand.

It is a combination of the word Moa which was an animal the Maori hunted to extinction and muncher as in Curry Muncher
"That stupid fucking Moa Muncher took my goddam shoes"
by Sunzbad April 12, 2022
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stig-muncher

a person who vapes like Jordan and Jonno
he is a stig-muncher stay away
by pinkbike77 May 23, 2022
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