montesquieu

The answer to all your questions. When in doubt say MONTESQUIEU!! As loud as possible. Also a French expert in the sexual field.

Montesquieu!!!! Oh Montesquieuuu

by soybienmamon June 27, 2014

monteza

A person who thinks that they are the best at everything. They name other’s flaws when they have many. You don’t wanna be this person.

Stop being such a monteza, its very annoying.

by Hellichopter324 May 23, 2018

Monteiro

The best family out errrreee

Did you go to the Monteiro motive it BANGED

by mont April 11, 2021

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Moetea

An ancient tribe once roamed Africa named the "Moetea". However rare, it is without doubt you will find a member of this tribe in the most common of places, a restaurant, right here in the U.S.

Easy to spot, they are usually carrying such an important item like tea. If you are a tea drinker than you surely have come across one, when they lean over and ax you "Moetea?"

by BRP October 8, 2005

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

Mantercourse

The act of two men having butt sex.

Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?

Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.

by JBordo24 October 22, 2010