manchesternese

A term used for people who live in Manchester and speak in a way hard for English people to understand

Yk my giro I swear she got so drunk she was speaking manchesternese the otherday

by Bdawg911 May 25, 2023

Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.

The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Manchester Derby

The Battle between Manchester City and Manchester United

Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby

by Droit June 12, 2023

Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no”

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

Manchester City

Soccer (football) club that has alot of money and based off of Manchester, England (or UK)

Manchester City fan: Hey I think Manchester City is better than Inter Milan
Inter Milan fan: Ok

by tahhams August 27, 2023

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

moocher baby mama

A baby mama that constantly uses their kids as an excuse to ask for money from the baby daddy. Even if the kids are young adults

Moocher baby mama: Can you give me $400 for our 18 year old daughter to get her hair braided

by Mrs. boss lady September 6, 2023