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Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job
by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015
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Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010
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mississippi mud boot

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.
by poopNow July 11, 2016
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Mississippi Miscarriage

When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion
Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage
by Winterjack May 8, 2020
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Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.
by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023
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Mississippi swamp

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.
by Medic130 November 7, 2021
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