Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
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Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
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