matthew mcconaughey

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.

what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.

by musomman September 3, 2011

Matthew Lush

a guy that lives in California that is basically an activist. he supports gay/bi/straight couples/marraiges. he is a vegan and supports PETA. he has myspace and youtube and stickam accounts.

Matthew Lush is greatness in this world.

by i'm so lucky lucky December 26, 2008

Matthew Ko

KOOOOOOOOOO

Matthew Koooooooooooo

by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018

Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock

Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood

by uptownfunkslut June 11, 2020

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Matthew Morgan

A local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. He was convicted for rape and sexual assault of his own mother while she was asleep. Due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just "bend them over".

Man 1: Did you hear about that rapist?
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way

by Mell Morgan June 22, 2017

Matthew Wang

A pro asian gamer who spends all his time doing math homework but still somehow is a god at Call of Duty

You: hey man can you play video games now?
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you

by Xx_SuperBoi_xX November 27, 2019