4 definitions by uptownfunkslut
Eirik is a skinny Italian man with a big ass nose. his legs are as hairy as a monkey. he is scared of bananas
by uptownfunkslut June 10, 2020
he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass
by uptownfunkslut June 8, 2020
He has a ginormous dick that he uses to stick up his best mate's assholes. He loves AFL so his big dick comes in handy when he uses it as a third leg to kick the ball hundreds of metres. After a 212-0 against Jindalee he gave his whole team free blowjobs and a couple of backshots if they needed them.
Finn O'brien is homosexual
by uptownfunkslut August 18, 2022
by uptownfunkslut June 12, 2020