Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
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Get the Mar mug.Mar is just amazing, she’s very self conscious, she has bad anxiety and she’s kinda depressed, but she won’t miss a second to support her friends and family, she’s kind and sweet as sugar, but don’t think she won’t miss the chance to fuck you up, disrespect her friends, she’ll fuck you up, mess with her relationship, she’ll fuck you up, annoy her too much, she’ll.fuck.you.up.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Guy 1: look at mar, she’s adorable and just amazing
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
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Get the ean-mar mug.Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
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