Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia

Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet

by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025

Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

Fanny Magnet

A man by the name of Glenn Murray

That striker from Watford, absolute Fanny Magnet.

by GlennShaggerMurray January 23, 2021

Pi Magnet

When the symbol π drawn on a piece of paper is cut up and glued onto a piece of magnetic sheet to make a DIY fridge magnet—an inexpensive fun family math activity to introduce the most popular constant in mathematics to precocious kids.

What are the chances that if some kidpreneurs decided to tailor-make some pi magnets to sell to their classmates, they could earn enough money to afford a Mother’s Day present?

by MathPlus October 8, 2021

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Orbiter magnet

A female who attracts a lot of beta orbiters. This is due to her friendly, sweet and talkative nature, which desperate men will mistake for a sign of her being attracted to them. This leads to a situation where a big group of clueless guys stick around in her orbit, unaware of the fact that she acts the same way towards all of them, and isn't actually interested in any of them.

She was so sweet and we had a great convo, I thought she might like me. Then I noticed that she's like that with everyone, she's just an orbiter magnet.

by OW_player March 26, 2024

handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster March 20, 2016