Oyster in the slot machine 

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

Oyster in the slot machine by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

penis sex machine 

thats it

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?

penis sex machine by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020

it works on my machine 

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

it works on my machine by bbaovanc January 29, 2021

high pressure washing machine 

The inventor of this word was named Rui Kamishiro, he makes funky inventions.

"HIGH PRESSURE WASHING

MACHINE! "

you: Who the hell was that
me: it's RUI KAMISHIRO DUMBASS
The word "high pressure washing machine" means a washing machine going crazy and blowing up the whole universe ig

high pressure washing machine by ruislimes November 6, 2022

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine 

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

washing machine 

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

washing machine by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Nice machine 

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

Nice machine by felchmeister General October 22, 2003