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Kyle

A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”
by crudekid July 8, 2019
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kyle is such a kyle
by GilNel January 30, 2020
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Kylee

The 1 of 2 kylees at your school that the writer might or might not like
Shit that’s a kylee
by Red Jesus May 20, 2019
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Kyle

2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.
the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!
by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020
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Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"
Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
by Linked Carts June 4, 2019
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kylee

Kylee is a good person and will always make you laugh, has a all over the place personality and that a good thing. her name means boomerang in a different language so if you throw her off a building she will come back! she loves animals and is creative.is just overall a weird person in a good way and will sacrifice anything for her friends and can be scary at times but that never really shows.
"hey i have a friend i want you to meet"
"ok'
"this is kylee"
by HotHeAd246OwO July 9, 2020
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Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful
by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020
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