A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?
Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 5, 2023

by athena411 March 20, 2021

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.
"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"
by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

you’ve ordered a meal, the hunger is continually developing and in result you keep looking towards the kitchen pass
by I Neubs July 15, 2022

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

by Og Gotti November 18, 2016
