platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)

x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too

by andre_. September 28, 2021

thug kink

An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.

I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.

by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia

1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink

by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

kink

/kɪŋk/
noun - kink
verb - kinkob

parlami di Bacone
DANG BILLONE, ok..
ma e un kink..?

by Dang Billone March 15, 2022