boner-killer

One whose features make the erection process fail

Renee Zelwegger just killed my boner

by jabankyswirl June 7, 2005

Virgin Killer

Album by German metal band, scorpions.

Lego Version of Album Cover:
imghttp://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/takahamada/CD-Jacket/scorpions-virgin_killer.jpg/img

I bought the Virgin Killer album on Amazon

by Alan Gatling December 17, 2008

Kellar

A fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. Kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (Alex). Kellar stomps bitches and cooks bros for dinner.

Kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.

Kellar likes Wisers.

girl: "what you do that fooooor?"
kellar: "move bitch, I don't need no excuses, Im Kellar!"

by catloverzzzzzzunite December 16, 2011

Concrete Killer

The act of doing a girl doggy style then killing her with a block of concrete right before cuming.

JP was with this ho then gave her the Concrete Killer then we never saw her again.

by Zane Jensen January 29, 2009

v8 killer

Something the guy below knows nothing about. First off, it would take a ludicrous sum of money for an Eclipse to beat a viper. Secondly, Vipers have TEN cylinders. I'm not going to say v8 killers don't exist. They do. But not in the form of an eclipse (unless the owner puts so much money into the car that the final cost is as much as if not more than a car with a v8). Stock v8 killers include the Subaru WRX STI, the Mitsubishi EVO (not the eclipse), the Toyota Supra (MK IV only) and a few others. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that you can't modify a four - banger to meet or beat a v8. I'm just saying that in most cases doing so is a waste of time and money.

Kid with a civic: Yo dude I got me a v8 killer!
Me: Wanna prove it?
Civic kid: Yo dawg yeah les go right now!
(I beat him in a stock Chevy Blazer that doesn't even have a v8)
Civic Kid: Yo dawg do you have that v8 on nawws?
Me: It's a v6 dumbass...

Different kid, Different Civic: Dude my Honda is so fast, I raced one of them new GTOs the other day and smoked it!
Me (laughing on the inside): I'll race you in my Jeep...
Civic Kid 2: Won't even be a close race, save your gas.
Me: I know it's not going to be close...but I'm going to race you anyway.
Civic Kid 2: OK but don't cry to me when you lose
I beat this civic in a Jeep Cherokee (XJ) with a 4.0 and 5 speed transmission. The kid in the Civic looks a little stunned.
Civic kid 2: Yo man I just remembered that my battery is going bad so that's probably why I lost.
Me: ....what the fuck ever...

by TooManyTickets October 31, 2008

killer poo pirate

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.

that horse was a total killer poo pirate

by Andrew Mac-daddy May 6, 2009

Killer Boots

An extremely positive and happy term describing an extremely positive and happy aspect of a certain event pertaining positivity and happiness the the atmosphere. Often has to do with fluffy bunnies and the musical stylings of the metal genre.

Trisha: "That show was killer boots!"

by vembot919 March 25, 2010