Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.

Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.

by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014

pinball kissing

When someone is so drunk they bounce from person to person hoping to get some action.

e.g.

"I heard Owen was pinball kissing at the Christmas party last night. Every time we saw him he was wrapped around another girl."

by Bravebeaver December 23, 2014

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor July 8, 2015

plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017