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Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.
My keyboard says keyboardmz
Keyboardmz by Joe February 22, 2004

keyboardfailure 

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists
"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

Keyboardian 

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong
asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong
Keyboardian by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011

Keyboarding 

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.
"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"
Keyboarding by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014

Keyboarding 

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
Keyboarding by Duffley58 November 16, 2015

keyboarding 

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid
What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...
keyboarding by ukoyoki July 17, 2016