Juan

A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.

Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.

by rudyhateshisfriends November 10, 2020

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A brown horse tha apears magicali in any part of the world

Juan, mi god.

by Superpedrusco19 January 17, 2022

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In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony

Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony

Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan

by Super_Salty_Boi November 03, 2020

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A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

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Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.

by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018

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Omg look at Juan
🤢

by brooked October 13, 2019

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Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 27, 2017

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