juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

Hailey&Juan

Hailey and Juan are the best couple. they suck echoer toes and tuesday and they beat up women together

Hailey&Juan will beat u if ur a woman

by mycockistoobigforthis May 28, 2023

Juan

Juan is a mexican beaner who usually gets left out because he always talking about dirty but always gets a boner when he meets a girl

Omg do you know juan yes girl he gives me creeps

by Livycrackheads September 13, 2020

Juan

A guy who is generally a good guy. Fun to talk to. Sleeps a lot even at work. Caring with his friends.

Person: Hey Juan are you there?

Juan: Zzzzzz

by arcticwhats21 June 7, 2021

Juan

Who is Juan, you might ask
Well...
Juan is an insanely good looking, handsome man, and aside from his looks, he is also well know for his Minecraft skills.

Bro... have you seen Juan?
He's amazing, not only does he look good, but he is the GOAT!

by ElNubinator January 10, 2023

Juan

The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough

Juan is such a dumb name.

by Mutuo November 22, 2021

Juan

A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.

Girl1: have you seen Juan?
Girl2: yeah, he makes me laugh. In fact I'm In love with him

by Ceezythebreezy May 27, 2018