Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."

Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.

by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008

Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.

Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.

by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008

jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.

If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.

by Zyphus March 13, 2008

pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008