jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

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Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

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JONATHAN WATSON

A LIMPET, VAJAY-JAY, WEE POTATO EATING LEPRECHAUN, WANKER

JONATHAN WATSON LIKES TO GO HUG A ROCK FOR FUN AND PLAY HOT POTATO WITH HIS KINFOLKS THE LEPRECHAUNS.

by AGNUS_EDITH August 16, 2011

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He is probably asian but also a really friendly person. dont think that he's a stereo type asian because he is not. he is loyal, handsome, and he can actually really smart like all asians. has almost no rivals when it comes to getting girls. he may also be really athletic.

girl one: is that Johnathan Hsu?
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!

P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.

by You'll know when it's the time January 26, 2012

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