by PowerDefinitions101 December 12, 2016
Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
by Headassqueen January 26, 2017
by LittleFalcon October 19, 2020
J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,
by Jonathan J November 23, 2021
A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
by vanderHill June 28, 2021
loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
by lizraid August 05, 2021