Yeoman Johnson

A loser or tool. Someone who is not a main player in a social situation; an extra. Reference from Star Trek; similar to the terms "red shirt"--the generic term for the "other" guy that gets beamed down to the planet with Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy to "see if the aliens are hostile". Invariably, the the aliens are hostile, and Yeoman Johnson dies. The term also refers to people in a social group who are "extras". For example, someone's current boyfriend who's destined to soon get kicked to the curb or is just a pawn in the game. The term is unflattering and dismissive.

"Is Sally still engaged to her Yeoman Johnson? But she bangs everyone at the office!..that kid is such a chump!".

by Brandon Perriera January 27, 2008

Jay Johnson

Taliban looking bearded PHILIPINO SHITBITCH

Laziest: Cook, Mechanic, upright bass player,
Fly Fisherman,Pole smoker,Jay Johnson is a SHITBITCH

by AUGIE R. October 20, 2008

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn't deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. Most of his viewers are either swagfags or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. He hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. He is currently the highest subscribed channel on YouTube, proving that subscribers don't matter. He is the scum of the earth.

Swag-Fag: Hey man did you see this weeks =3? Ray William Johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
Person with sense: I don't watch shit.

by GeorgeLopez December 9, 2012

Lyndon B. Johnson

The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.

Lyndon B. Johnson sure was a douchebag, huh?

by jshade July 16, 2007

Jack Johnson

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.

by Kyle March 5, 2005

Johnson

Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.

Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off

by T.T Lover November 6, 2018

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh June 22, 2008