by allie14 August 17, 2011
Get the jelly toastmug. 1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
Get the jelly jabbermug. A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016
Get the bum jellymug. n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
Get the jelly rabbitmug. "i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"
by lorlorlor October 4, 2011
Get the jelly monkeymug. The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
by dbeastly1 April 19, 2017
Get the Toe Jellymug. An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
by iddles July 12, 2012
Get the miso jellymug.