my throat hurts

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

uhhh daddy my throat hurts… do it again 😩

by aqxa on the yt June 18, 2022

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

My dih hurts!!!

GUYSS MY DIH HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH

when your dih hurt 💔

AAAAAA MY DIIIIHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOHH - kasane teto My dih hurts!!!

by Femboy real :3 November 26, 2025

my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.

That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.

by CunningBubble May 19, 2025

Hurt boy

Emo. Doesn't need to color themselves emo either.

Replace "You're psycho!"
With "Hey hurt boy"

Add in "good boy" for good measure

"Hey hurt boy, how was your day?"

Hurt boy - a hurt man, the black sheep, knows he's no saint but thrives to be the best possible

by Dreads_ June 8, 2023

Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020