Flow Pinch

To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation

One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"

by Flow Pincher January 29, 2009

Pinche Drumroll

Someone who has "virgin ears". Others think of doing a drum roll on their "virgin" ear drums.

Pinche Drumroll has virgin ears.

by Steve Raymond December 10, 2007

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

pinch ass

someone that you see and you want to pinch the persons ass

this guy has a pinch ass face

by kaka23 January 04, 2024

pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 02, 2018

Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 12, 2023