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Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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Tuck in

Tom wanted to tuck in to Hattie
by Cwtcher October 28, 2021
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Giuliani Tuck

To masturbate, to pleasure oneself.
I caught my little brother doing a Giuliani Tuck in his bedroom.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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cronulla tuck

Tucking the tops of your ears under the bottom edge of your baseball cap. Associated with being either a drug dealer, user or general scumbag. Usually accompanied by a bum bag, Nike TNs and a cigarette.
I knew he was going to be a piece of shit as soon as I saw his 'Cronulla tuck'.
by Shooter Mc January 23, 2024
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Tuck kang

A person who likes to make mix around with people. Definitely a friendly man. However, Tuck Kangs may appear pervertic on first impression and at times, but rest assured he has a good heart!
Oh my god! That’s Tuck Kang!
by Tommysws November 22, 2021
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J Tuck

The act of a man laying on his stomach while bending his knees backwards, forming a J with his body, while another man spreads the first man's legs and tucks his penis between the first man's buttcheeks. He then proceeds to lean forward and lick the back of the head of the first man, stimulating his head nerves and creating a truly sensual experience.
I was J tucking my boyfriend last night after the movie and when I licked his head he screamed.
by TheFriendlyFrog May 4, 2018
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Tuck Foot

Oh my god dude, you got some mad Tuck Foot!
by Bicycling George May 3, 2023
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