Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.

“What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”

by Hi David June 20, 2018

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023

mud banging

Seen in other Cultures; watching a Fat streamer just eating food and being Arrosed by it.

Did you watch that man Mud Banging it was awesome how much he filled himself .

by Draex August 14, 2017

albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

Mud Butt

As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.

I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.

by Mister Mud Butt September 10, 2019