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portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
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Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.
She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .
mugGet the Spackling the kitchenmug.

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025
mugGet the Kitchen raccoonmug.

Long Kitchen

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.
by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021
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kitchenism

kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.
every man should support kitchenism!
by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022
mugGet the kitchenismmug.

Clean the kitchen

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.
by kirtap628 January 30, 2018
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