Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 14, 2017

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018

Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 7, 2021

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 20, 2022

Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 4, 2021

Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018