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Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.
I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!
by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010
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Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
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Halfway Hooker

A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.
That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!

That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!
by LeDudemon April 9, 2010
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rusty hook-splash

A sexual move
The act of performing vaginal intercourse with a girl while she's on her period, then putting the bloody penis inside of her anus and pulling it to the side until it pops out flinging blood and feces out.
That asshole was fucking with my posse so I gave his sister a rusty hook-splash in his car.
by The Butt Boss Bandit December 3, 2011
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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Off the meat hook

Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.
Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!
by Dudemycat February 24, 2010
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NJ Meat Hook

When performing doggystyle anal sex, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.
My girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn't for the NJ Meat Hook, i'd look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.
by Tony Ruckus April 18, 2010
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