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new found glory

A band that makes terrible cover versions of great old classics such as 'kiss me' and 'my heart will go on'
Scott: Have you heard the song My Heart Will Go On???
Emily: Yea, I like how Celine Dion sings it
Scott: No, the New Found Glory version which has ruined the whole song for me!!!
by Jesus - well not really January 11, 2009
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glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed
Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.
by Hairy weiner May 13, 2005
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Gory Hole

When one is in some much pain (typically sore from fencing) that it feels as though the area that is painful has been cut opened and is then fucked like nobody's business.
As Jake and I walked up the stairs after practice are quads were so sore from Taro's footwork that it felt as though we had been gory holed.
by Peanut Butter/ O Bitch August 6, 2007
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Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
by imsizzle December 14, 2010
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glory hole

a hole in a booth that is "supposed" to be used for viewing porn film clips usually found in the back of a porn store. there is a row of booths each sharing a wall with the next one, and there is a hole in each wall separating the booths. homos go there and suck dick, or get their dicks sucked by other fags on the other side of the wall, by sucking a dick that comes through the hole, or sticking their dick through the hole into a gay faggot's mouth pussy on the other side
ahhh man, did you hear, steve was spotted down at the porn store wiping his mouth and leaving the glory hole booths last week
by gloryhole dick breaker offer August 10, 2009
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Grody

Shannon is so grody, i think my penis fell off.
by tititititit October 20, 2008
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Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.
Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.
by Vault September 30, 2006
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