When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 23, 2011
When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.
“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”
by nassenma August 08, 2022
by The Glazer February 12, 2023
When a guy insert’s a marshmallow inside a girl’s dripping pussy and slurps it out while going down on her.
When a man or woman is dancing "The Worm" a group of men cum all over them while they proceed to dance.
by WSSDingDing June 06, 2024
A euphemism for masturbation.
The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.
The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025