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Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off
“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”
by 02022020 March 6, 2022
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glazing

overly obsessed with someone as a friend, mostly used by girls/females. Saying things that arent true.
'OMG GIRLLL UR SO PRETTYY. Definitely ilkee not glazing or you knoww' said to someone that look like a hippo. Usually lies.
by shotildr September 7, 2023
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GlaZe

"GlaZe" is the most homosexual, inbreeding joke of a gaming clan that spoons each other every night and punches innocent students (especially ones named Elih). GlaZe members are renowned to have not just micro penises but little brains and have never talked to a female in their entire life.
"Did you hear about BNO destroying GlaZe in a minecraft 1v1?" Also Elih is a cat.
by BNO Gang June 5, 2019
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Glazing

The continual celebration of a man and his accomplishments, typically by another man at completely unnecessary times. In short, it's dick riding, often without a license.
"Damn, not only is LeBron good at basketball, he sexy too."
"Ight, you glazing him right now."
by Fulcrum Cumming October 18, 2022
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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011
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Boston Cream Glaze

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up
by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024
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Fammy Glaze

A beautiful human being inside and out, blessed with so many talents, bubbly, has a great sense of humor, very lovable. She can be emotional at times and fierce most of the times. She is protective especially to her friends, quite deadly too so don't tryna mess up with her family. Loves Boy Band and very energetic dramatic fan girl. Has the potential to bleed your ears and make your heart beat fast so be careful boys you might end up falling for her. She can be childish but matured enough to handle serious situations. She deserve to be love so please don't you dare break her heart.
No one: Fammy Glaze!!!
Her: STOP MEEEE!!!
by sixuoeirdA November 23, 2021
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