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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.
"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl
by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011
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I like a full glass

"She/He likes a full glass" = a thick penis

I have a full glass. Are you thirsty?
Yes, I like a full glass!
by PackWolf February 25, 2018
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Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass
by Priest Mike February 14, 2020
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Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.
by Pcpyro October 24, 2022
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Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".
I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.
by Dwane October 19, 2003
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Glaspy

verb meaning to be amazing, awesome, sexy, or perfect, also known as turtle, contrary to what the turtle entry on this web site says.
man that was so glaspy, meaning that was so awesome
by Red Cat May 26, 2006
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