fuzzy willie

When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.

Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair

by Nate's one friend November 10, 2015

Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

Fuzzy

That feeling after your first drink at a work function

"Michael, I feel fuzzy. Do you always drink this much?"

by Fuzzers December 16, 2016

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

Fuzzy

Fuzzy means the n-word
Fuzzy=n-word
Fuzzy is bad….

…fuzzy

“Get back to work you stupid fuzzy *whpish*”

by Davis Potts March 22, 2025

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020