Person 1: Ugh your such a Fiona for shipping yourself with Shrek.
Person 2: Well I am Fiona from Shrek after all.
Person 2: Well I am Fiona from Shrek after all.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
Get the Fiona from shrekmug. A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.
by Chundering December 13, 2019
Get the Mike from the Queensmug. the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos
by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022
Get the Treadmill from teardownmug. Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
by tr1angles April 8, 2023
Get the Escape From Tarkovmug. The loudest ever meet. Very at.... Actually all the time. Will probably make you cry so a backbone you encounter it.
by rst127 June 12, 2018
Get the Iriany from 486mug. by Queef Richardson October 21, 2020
Get the Steve from minecraftmug. A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023
Get the Jared from Bostonmug.