Drop Dead Fred

When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.

I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024

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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

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Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

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