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Fonterbate

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.
He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.
by Rifco March 24, 2009
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Frostersonary

Crazy anal sex as the alligators do it... followed by what some people would consider a sequence of gladiator type wrestling moves all the while keeping the wang inserted into the vag... its intense... also spanish for glorious, amazing, and an orgasmic experience... pretty much the only way to do it if your a gangsta
KABLAMO... I just did it Frostersonary style and it was amazing, glorious, and orgasmic.
by jawa03 August 7, 2009
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fosser

1. A FOSS luser.
2. A fossie; but usually more despective.
3. A GNU zealot.
4. A GPL freeloader.
5. A Linux lover.
6. A derogatory insult to a foss user. From a contraction (of the shortening) of FOSS + user.
7. A bastardarization of loser.
8. Misspelling of fusser.
- Self-righteous fossers love to hate closed source software; especially Microsoft's.

- Fossers think that paying for any software is evil; and hence, use every opportunity to convince you on that ground alone that their supposedly amateur offer is better; when in fact will eventually cost way more, once you take into account the time you would've saved using a pro tool and the steep learning curve.

- Pedant fossers usually turn away potential advocates and alienate users by extreme prickish attitude, mainly in their forums. They like to put down valid inquiries and requests as if it is the other person's fault, until they finally make them look like complete noobs.

- Fossers usually like sci-fi, d&d, cosplay, etc; have no real friends or a social life (obv virgins); and are ugly, morbidly fat/skinny and dwell in their parent's basement; like the trolls that they really are.

- In the end; fossers would like you to get by with only water, air, their shit, and the good vibes of the universe.

- Fossers are like the communists of the computer world. Ignoring the facts that in general people do not like complex, difficult to use glorified toys masquerading as apps and OSes; that they are also weak, meek, and stupid; and more so the reality that when the going gets tough, people become inherently more selfish (not altruist; ie, have to eat); and likewise their ideal software model is doomed to eventually fall apart.
by manigordo December 4, 2010
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Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.
I quit eating die faster food.
by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011
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Mason foyster

Mason Foyster is the type of guy to steal all of your loot and says he’s good at fortnite when he isn’t
by JFX_k3bab May 6, 2020
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footer

by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Footer

a fat hooter, used to insult people who suck. originated in Herndon Middle School, by Sarah and Avery!
MR STAMES!! I CANT HANDLE THESE FOOTERS ANY LONGER! no offence to any of you...im sure your great people.
by sarahhhhhhhh! April 10, 2005
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