The duck effect

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.

I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.

by Bananasmoothieandpeas November 9, 2016

Sigma Duck

A Gigachad duck

A: "Do you have a Sigma Duck?"
B: "What's a Sigma Duck? "
A: "SUGMA DICK BI-"

by Lugma Dick January 29, 2023

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

pull a duck

to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

hey man can i pull a duck?

by irish grenade July 6, 2010

duck flurry

When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.

ronaldo: damn, it's hot right now
jesus: for reals. i got some mad duck flurry goin on right now

by gregalishus June 23, 2010

judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.

"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably

by ponil January 31, 2022