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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Binmas eve

The day before the best day of the week. Formally known as Tuesday, a once dull, meaningless occasion was transformed by this excellent celebration of waste by certain households who treat Bin Day as the true start of the week — because what’s more satisfying than an empty bin and a fresh slate?

Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.
“Nah I can’t come out tonight, it’s Binmas Eve”

“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.

‘mikey bin mass eve gay boy this year”
by Yepstfucunt October 21, 2025
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sara-Eve

you’re nice like Sara-Eve
by coolkid1910 November 22, 2021
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dankmas eve

The night before Dankmas, which is a holiday similar to Christmas (or "X-mas" by the millennials) expect very drug centric. Specifically referring to Weed.

Dankmas is (unofficially) April, 20th of every year.
"Holy shit!", Jeremiah said. "It's Dankmas Eve already!?"
"Yep", replied Jaquan with glee.
"I can't wait to see what Dank-A-Claus brings me this year!"
by Dank Meistersinger January 13, 2016
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that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
by KaptainKid March 13, 2012
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Thursday Eve

Thursday eve is when my weekend begins
by IMustTurd March 23, 2022
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Ev

Ev is the name of a super cool person. If u know an Ev u hould tell her she's amazing :)
"Bro Ev is the best"
"Yeah man and she's taller than Kai"
by Ev420 July 19, 2022
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