failbox

This is the packaging of any new device that you feel compelled to keep just in case the device fails in the first couple of weeks and the store will expect it to be returned in the original box.

I have a cupboard full of failboxes I can't throw away just yet.

by Icedvovo51 July 27, 2011

Insta-fail

To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)

Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.

Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......

Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.

by Doubledome July 2, 2007

Epic Fail

The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.

Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*

by Whut It Dew September 2, 2009

failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

Oregon Fail

When innocently playing Oregon Trail, when one of your party members manages to magically break their leg while calmly riding in a wagon. Other incidents include your wagon falling apart while crossing a river, firing wildly in circles while hunting and missing every target, or another party member instantly dying from some horrible disease.

1) Man, what the fuck? My entire wagon exploded like 3 feet from shore. I just Oregon Failed.

2) "you shot 18 animals for 12563 pounds of meat. However, you can only fit 12 more pounds into the wagon" "Wow, Oregon Fail."

3) Ok, Jess just died of dysentery for some reason. What an Oregon Fail.

by wallace a. danglejunk January 13, 2009

epic fail

A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'

Youtube faggot: OMG your such a n00b you got pwned what an epic fail!

Human: Kill yourself.

by cloak15 January 19, 2009

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008