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Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
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Thanos fist

A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus
We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)
by Montravago April 2, 2019
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Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.
by RevengGhost August 8, 2019
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The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.
Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist
by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
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deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.
That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!
by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017
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