Epic Fail

The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.

Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*

by Whut It Dew September 2, 2009

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

Asian failure

To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.

"Yo man, I failed that quiz."
"Holy shit, you failed?"
"No, 84%, I Aisan failed."

by Ptaghn May 13, 2005

Oregon Fail

When innocently playing Oregon Trail, when one of your party members manages to magically break their leg while calmly riding in a wagon. Other incidents include your wagon falling apart while crossing a river, firing wildly in circles while hunting and missing every target, or another party member instantly dying from some horrible disease.

1) Man, what the fuck? My entire wagon exploded like 3 feet from shore. I just Oregon Failed.

2) "you shot 18 animals for 12563 pounds of meat. However, you can only fit 12 more pounds into the wagon" "Wow, Oregon Fail."

3) Ok, Jess just died of dysentery for some reason. What an Oregon Fail.

by wallace a. danglejunk January 13, 2009

epic fail

A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'

Youtube faggot: OMG your such a n00b you got pwned what an epic fail!

Human: Kill yourself.

by cloak15 January 19, 2009

Failureteer

Someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt

"I just got a 10 on the SAT!" "Wow, you really are one of the Failureteers."

"I was just inaugurated in the Hall of Failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official Failureteer."

by The Failureteers June 21, 2005