best i ever had

the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version

clean: u the u the best

dirty: u the fucking best

dirty dont flow as good

lizzie: i love the song best i ever had

by xxgirlxx August 1, 2009

eveready

Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal.

"eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.

"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet."

"Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready."

"Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."

by Mr.Toast September 18, 2008

Emerson Bigguns

Literally translated to "them are some big ones" referring to nearly anything, although usually to a women's breasts, see bigguns. Also used in reference to individuals called Emerson, as a way of indicating that he has large testicles, or possibly only that he is cool

Emerson Bigguns on that girl!

Emerson Bigguns, I was wondering when I would see you again!

That Emerson Bigguns is one bad ass mofo!

by Emerson Bigguns January 5, 2008

Best I've ever had

sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.

" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."

" You're the best I've ever had, babe."

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 27, 2009

epershand

The Scots or Scottish English way of saying "ampersand".

"Lufe God abufe al epershand yi nychtbour as yi self." (Scots)
Love God above all ampersand your neighbour as yourself. (English)

by Ian McMillan July 23, 2006

Ever Loving Jew

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.

I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.

by hotgreen01 November 5, 2012

Ever

A sweet and shy girl who will always be there for a friend. An Ever is very pretty and cute, but doesn’t realize it. She is selfless and will do anything she can to help someone.

Ever is so sweet, she found out my little sister’s dog passed away, and she surprised with one of the puppies her husky had.

by Slimeowy April 13, 2018