Definitions by Mr.Toast

eveready 

Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal.

"eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.

"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet."

"Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready."

"Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."

eveready by Mr.Toast September 18, 2008

NWTF 

Short for "Now What The F*ck?"

From an Ohio news story where a woman's license plate was determined to be obscene.

This may be the first case where the DMV has coined a hip phrase.

Your name is Niple? NWTF?

NWTF by Mr.Toast August 4, 2006