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Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up
She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me
by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019
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crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps
Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.
by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019
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Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse
The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.
Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?
by Polker November 19, 2019
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Happy Easter!

by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020
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Feeter eater

A literal eshlad who eats feet for 8 bucks.

would recommend. I gave him 5 stars thanks mate.
bro happy birthday I got u a feeter eater.

ur welcome. ;)
by ok fine 69 August 12, 2020
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teletubby eater

a teletubby eater is a person who eats teletubbys,
You: Hey theres a new movie called teletubby eater!!
by Lexi the shawty bae December 23, 2020
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