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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021
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public display of erection

This is when you get an awkward boner in public. It's usually induced by some hot chick sitting next to you.
Nick got a public display of erection when Kayla sat next to him in class.
by CowManCheeseBall September 26, 2014
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premature elect-elation

Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.
If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.
by team grammatard November 7, 2016
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relationship closet

When two people are more than friends but the do not want anyone to know.
My best friend and her boyfriend have been an item for a year. They need to come out of the relationship closet and and admit they are in love.
by laura46 December 9, 2010
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relationship purgatory

The dead zone that one enters in between relationships; when it is too late to resume a past relationship and yet too soon to begin another.

This "relationship limbo", if you will, is usually encountered by people who have ruined their past relationship to such an extent that it cannot be repaired, and yet cannot move on to another as the pain of said breakup is still too near. There is no way to move back and yet no way to move forward, and the sufferer is left in a no-man's land of loneliness and netflix.
Person A: hey, you and Jenny broke up like two weeks ago and all you've done is lie in bed and watch Netflix. You must have seen every episode of Hannibal at least five times now. Come out with us and find someone else.

Person B: BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE.

Person A: then go tell her you're sorry!

Person B: NO. IT'S OVER FOR GOOD NOW.

Person A: then come out and meet someone else!!

Person B: BUT I CAAAAN'T

Person C: fuck. she's got a serious case of relationship purgatory.
by idlelorien June 16, 2014
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Relationship

When two people are in a mutual agreement that they will only be intimate, flirty and loving with each other. Also known as boyfriend and girlfriend. No other persons shall be involved in this relationship. It is between two people only.
by Liliantroder25 July 7, 2016
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